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Sam Logan

Next week: Volume 4 finally wraps! There's just enough time for the shocking left-field murder of the entire cast, don't you think? "And then everyone died." Now that's an ending!

In other news, I've decided to extend the deadline for our special custom t-shirt 3-packs offer until December 19th. For the calendrically impaired in the audience, that's next Friday -- exactly one week from today! It's true that any shirts ordered by this point will not arrive in time for Christmas... but they will arrive in plenty of time for Christmas 2009. And that, my friends, is a gift reindeer you don't want to look in the mouth.

Or something.

Sam Logan

Ok

Before circumstances pushed them apart, Sam and Nicole were serious. Three months serious!

In other news, size large Conscience Cat t-shirts and size 2XL Obtuse Reference t-shirts are now back in stock, and the handful of other out-of-stock items should follow suit very soon. Sorry about that! I clearly did a poor job of predicting the strength of the Sam and Fuzzy readership's nigh-insatiable holiday demand for goofy t-shirts.

-Sam Logan