Ho ho ho!
Christmas: the one time of year when long-canceled cartoons can live on, thanks to the disturbing time capsule that is the "Christmas Special." I hope the children's TV networks still pad out their holiday programming by dredging up horrible animated fossils from the 70s and 80s, like they did when I was a kid. Today's youth may be able to avoid the likes of the Smurfs and He-Man the rest of the year, but Christmas is all about tradition.
Have a safe and pleasant holiday, everyone! And if you're not too busy recovering, tune in on Friday for the conclusion of Bitey's holiday opus.
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