Today is the very, very last day Americans can order any of our fine wares and receive them in time for Christmas. Just use the "Express" shipping option, and we will make it happen!
Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Sam... I don't want to pay for Express shipping. Or maybe I don't live in the United States! And now that all the shipping deadlines have passed, it's too late for me to give Sam and Fuzzy stuff to my friends and loved ones!"
Wrong! I have good news, team. As it turns out, all your problems can be solved with a single, printable card:
Click here for the full-sized printable PDF!
(Or click here for the Black and White version)
This year, give the gift that says: I remembered to get you something! Eventually.
No need to thank me! Startling innovation is its own reward.
If you are feeling ambitious, you can even flip it over and print a photo of the swag in question (from the Topatoco site) on the inside of the card! But I wouldn't do that. You don't want to look like you are trying too hard.