Good news, everyone! I finally beat Assassin's Creed II. It was an epic story filled with plenty of shocking twists and turns, but in then end my suspicions were confirmed... it turned out Ezio really could grow a totally bitchin' beard. I choose to believe he grew it for Leonardo, who he is now dating. (At least, he is in the fanfic I'm writing.)
My inbox has been flooded with requests to turn Fuzzy's sad dinosaur painting into some sort of shirt or print or glow-in-the-dark commemorative plate. I suppose I should have seen that coming, but you can all rest easy knowing that even after nearly ten years of drawing this comic, I still have absolutely no idea what anyone on the internet will or won't like. Which is probably for the best! Because the second I figure it out, you're going to be reading comics consisting of nothing but cat photos and hilarious diagrams.