You can kill the lizard!
Have you seen Robot Stories with your eyes, or other viewing appendages? Or what about Comet 7? These are some fine webcomics, which, in addition to being fine, make me feel very edgeless and mainstream. But that's all right. I was so eager to sell out that I sold out before I even had an out to sell! Or something.
Meanwhile, over at Scary go round, John "The Axe" Allison is up to something wonderfully upsetting. I think.