I whisper through my doughnut
Today's update comes a couple of hours late because I was over at Ashton's place with some friends, watching Hidalgo. It was pretty good, but it suffered from one major problem: people didn't say "Hidalgo" enough. A name like that is a gift from cinematic heaven, and must be spoken frequently, following a dramatic pause, in a solemn whisper and with a rolled hispanic "aahhhllll" sound. For example, the movie should totally have started like this:
Narrator: "Let me tell you a story about a man. A story about a man and his horse. A horse named... Hidalgo."
Similarly, it should have ended like this:
Impressed Lady: "Wow, I can't believe you won the race!"
Horse Guy: "Yes, I have. But I could never have done it without my horse. My horse named... Hidalgo."
In other news, the Skull Panda shirts are doing even better than I expected! I'm really glad you all are getting such a kick out of the character. I'm working on a Skull Panda wallpaper as we speak to celebrate. It's not ready for today's update, unfortunately, but then, I'm not the quickest fellow around. Not nearly as quick as, say, a horse!
PS: A horse named HIDALGO.