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Today's Public Service Announcement was brought to you by Jeph Jacques, a man who never misses the opportunity to fill your heads with his filthy lies. His portrayl of me in today's guest strip is nothing short of outrageous! I would never accuse Jeph of burning homeless shelters or drinking orphan tears. No, those crimes are far too lightweight to attribute to webcomics' King of Atrocity. The actual acts Jeph has committed are so barbaric -- so disturbing -- that you would die instantly if you heard them spoken aloud. So, be sure to ask Jeph what they are if you ever see him in person at a convention. He will be thrilled to tell you about them.
That's all for now! Tune in tomorrow for some less offensive guest action.