No concrete adversity
Of course, the real question is... are their burgers made with 100% real ninjas? How many rainforests do they cut down every day, just so that more ninjas can graze and get ready for the slaughterhouse? When will we, as a society, finally free ourselves from the wasteful and inefficient ninja meat industry?
OK, that was actually three questions. But they were still real questions. Real in that they were asked. By me.
All the preordered books are packed up and ready to ship out later today! And you know what that means... the preorder campaign is over, and the new book is now in stock! They're just sitting here in my "warehouse," ready to be sent out to anyone who would like to order one! And they are sexy. Just ask anyone. (Preferably me.)