So much for rock and roll
For the love of something, everything, anything... do not buy the new Gameboy Advance version of the original Sonic the Hedgehog. Words can not even describe it. (Not that I'm not going to try.) Slowdown, frame rate problems, animation errors, bogus collision detection, wacked out physics... a million problems were somehow added into a game that already worked. It may be the most broken port ever released by a mainstream games publisher. At this point, if you told me they included a hidden shoe attachment in the cartridge so the game can kick you while you are playing it, I would believe it.
Three days left to order t-shirt 3-packs! After that it's going back into the "great store ideas that are not especially viable financially" folder, where it can live on alongside the 12" crystal Butcher figurine and the autographed Sam and Fuzzy personal tank.