Return of the King
The story of how Sam became "qualified" to resurrect the Ninja Mafia was summarized pretty succinctly by Blank in Regicide. Alternately, if you're really feeling ambitious you can jump way back to the Empire and watch that summarized story unfold right before your eyes in real time, 2005 style!
Or, you can not read any of it. It's optional!
In the same sense that ice cream and puppies are optional.
Meanwhile, our book sale continues! If you have yet to pick up the Weekly World News and Noosehead dead-tree editions, this is a great chance to do so at "crazy" low prices.
Signed books with sketches are also available... just scroll down on the order page for more information. Any character is fair game, so don't be afraid to request something specific!