Leetmuffin saves your soul

[Knight]

There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Knight.

Oh, I strongly disagree!
Silly dragon marketing, so ill-informed...

[eitlobsaboo]

I forgot to use my real name..

Dont be vague. Ask for Phillip. [because you cant get any more vague]

A finger of Phil is just enough to give your kids a treat
Mamma mia, that'sa spicy Phil!
Have you forgot how good a Phillip tastes?
Do you have the Phillip inside?
Devon knows how they make Phillip so creamy
Where Phillip is a pleasure
Feel the Phillip
I wish I were a Phillip weiner
A smooth running Phillip is a relaxing experience
Phillip really satisfies

I couldnt help but turn all these sexual for some reason.. Also you say you name over and over again, like its just another word it starts to loose its meaning.. What is this so called Phillip?

[stock]

There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Knight.

Oh, I strongly disagree!
Silly dragon marketing, so ill-informed...

...

=D

[mixofsunandcloud]

The proper way involves a can opener, right?

[Knight]

The proper way is admitting there is no way. I'm too good.

[Gin]

I think that this should be re-branded as an innuendo machine.

Also you say you name over and over again, like its just another word it starts to loose its meaning.. What is this so called Phillip?

It's called jamais vu.
Learning!

[Desov2]

The proper way is admitting there is no way. I'm too good.

What if I told you that I was a dragon in disguise on the internet learning your weaknesses...

[Knight]

I would say you are a stupid dragon for quoting me saying "I am uneatable" while thinking you discovered a weakness!

If you think that's a weakness, then you'd hate to see my strengths!

[Desov2]

And what if I was just playing mind tricks with you? Overconfidence can get you killed.

[stock]

Knight's weakness: flamethrower.

WHICH WORKS OUT GREAT IF ONE WERE TO BE A FIRE-BREATHING DRAGON!

[eitlobsaboo]

It's called jamais vu.

I didnt know there were 3 "vu's".. fascinating..

[Knight]

Flamethrower? Hardly! That is what shields are for! Then you run up to the person and shave off a few pounds from them.

By which I mean their arms.

[stock]

You're right Knight, clearly a large shield would block all of the fire...

I'm going to barbecue you.

[mixofsunandcloud]

A large shield would block the fire, but become extremely hot and an excellent heat conductor. On the bright side, the nice metal armour would ensure that you were crispy on the outside while remaining tender and juicy on the inside.

[stock]

That's what I'm saying, any flamethrower worth its weight would definitely get around the shield. Don't they shoot gas or something? So that would probably stick and I could like, angle it and all sorts of wonderful little things like that!

And I'm not actually trying to kill you, but large metal armor is not the way to go, I say grab some nice kevlar and just be done with it.