The Daily Events and Anecdotes Thread

[Ben]

So I've been with Michelle 7 years today. That's like a third of my life.
Kinda crazy.

[eitlobsaboo]

Wow. Congrats.

[CoyoteKnight]

So I've been with Michelle 7 years today. That's like a third of my life.
Kinda crazy.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn. Congrats, dude.

[stock]

Takes some doing. Congrats to you.

[Kelso]

Congrats indeed.

List of things I want to do right now:
- Play Skyrim
- Read Snuff
- Frig around on the internet
- Sleep

List of things I need to do right now:
-Write a politics essay that is due tomorrow, will take me at least 7 more hours, and which I have barely a page written for and still no actual thesis argument in sight.

First world problems of my own making, I know, but whiiiiiiiine.

[Ben]

- Read Snuff

Chuck Phalinuk book?

It's really good

[Kelso]

Chuck Phalinuk book?

It's really good

Terry Pratchett book.

It's really good

[eitlobsaboo]

Things I'm doing now:
Mucking around making origami praying mantis

Things I should be doing:
Working.

[Ben]

Terry Pratchett book.

so... not about a porn star filming the worlds largest gangbang who is planning on dying in the process to support her long lost child who may or may not be taking part in the gangbang on his mum as a chance to meet her?

[Kelso]

Nope. Goblins. And tobacco snuff, not snuff films.

And geez Ben, spoilers.

[Ben]

Nope. Goblins. And tobacco snuff, not snuff films.

And geez Ben, spoilers.

Man that's the setup. If I posted the spoilers it get's a lot worse.

[Tekkactus]

Oh Chuck, you looney.

[Knight]

Someone jumped from the 7th story at my office today. Landed on a car, disgusting mess.

[eitlobsaboo]

Oh jeez..

[Desov2]

Wow. That is ridiculous. Not something you hear about all the time. Shame.