The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

[eitlobsaboo]

such a quiet girl

Its the quite ones you gotta watch out for..

Also I have to ask.. are there no other males that you have to contend with? Cause you seem to be having awful good fortune.

But I'm in agreement.. Alcohol is an excellent lubricant, but use sparingly as its a double edged sword. i.e. someone passes out, it doesn't work, vomit is a turn off and no one likes memory loss.. especially when you wake up next to someone you don't know wearing her/his underpants on your head..

(this didn't happen, but its a hilarious analogy)

[kleptoman]

How can it be advanc- nevermind.

Spoiler: show

It's called the head of state. And I don't really want to go into how I found this.

[Monkeychewtoy]

How can it be advanc- nevermind.

the things us girls will pay for. I could look up a couple photos

It's silicon, rechargeable, came with an elaborate display/charging stand, and was generally expensive. Her "boyfriendexboyfriend" bought it for her. I don't know the details.

Also I have to ask.. are there no other males that you have to contend with? Cause you seem to be having awful good fortune.

At this most recent gathering, there were five guys and four girls. One guy left early, and one arrived late. Another was gay. So most of the night was actually the host and myself just talking about whatever with the ladies. We'd both shared classes with them in the past, so we talked about school, about music, theater, video games, sex, and life in general. It was just drunken friendly honesty and nostalgia. It was sexy, but not necessarily sexual.

Even when the one girl didn't believe I could unhook a bra one-handed through three layers of clothes, and I was obligated to prove her wrong.

[Knight]

What an odd "talent".

[Monkeychewtoy]

What an odd "talent".

I can also lick my elbow.

[eitlobsaboo]

I can also lick my elbow.

That's it. I've decided. You aren't human.

[frazzledog]

I can also lick my elbow.

That's it. I've decided. You aren't human.

I decided that weeks ago.. this just proves it

[Monkeychewtoy]

I can also lick my elbow.

That's it. I've decided. You aren't human.

I decided that weeks ago.. this just proves it

But... but... if I'm not human, what am I?

Actually, I probably don't want to hear the answer.

...

Soooo...

Anyone else find that it's terribly easy to get cramps when sexing in a parked car?

[Tekkactus]

That's it. I've decided. You aren't human.

I decided that weeks ago.. this just proves it

But... but... if I'm not human, what am I?

Actually, I probably don't want to hear the answer.

...

Soooo...

Anyone else find that it's terribly easy to get cramps when sexing in a parked car?

I think you might be the Love Entity.

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[Jim North]

Anyone else find that it's terribly easy to get cramps when sexing in a parked car?

My 6' 4" frame pent up in a little Pontiac Sunfire?

Fuggedabouddit.

And yet we kept on doing it.

[Monkeychewtoy]

I think you might be the Love Entity.

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Damn, I look like a badass.

[Monkeychewtoy]

So, today, my girlfriend visited me at work. She wasn't able to stay long, but it was nice to see her. She grabbed my ass as she left. Nothing shocking. A couple minutes later, one of her friends walks in. She's a regular customer at my workplace, so this is nothing shocking. Until she comes up to me, grabs my ass, and says, "You're girlfriend told me to come in here and grab your ass."

There's not much you can say to that, except "Thanks."

[Matador]

Should've grabbed her ass and told her to pass that along to your girlfriend.

[Monkeychewtoy]

Goddamn that woulda been a good idea. Next time.

Later, this friend would ask me to tie her shoe.

She was wearing a skirt.

I was a good boy. I didn't look up. Even when she said, "It's okay, I'm wearing cute panties." I was a good boy.

[pie]

Since I'm quoted in your sig, I feel like it was me in that position. Awesome.