The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby pie » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:15 am

I've never understood real porn, to be honest. It's pretty disgusting.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Pirate Jack » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:47 am

Does anybody else go text-based, or just use their imagination?
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby PyscoUno » Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:32 am

saw great photograph today playboy in brail. managed to find web picture for you all the be amazed at
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Decker » Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:07 am

PyscoUno wrote:saw great photograph today playboy in brail. managed to find web picture for you all the be amazed at


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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Exploding Pigeons » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:38 pm

Tekkactus wrote:I don't know what's going on with me. One minute I'm watching some kickass girl on girl rape hentai, the next something in my head said "Dude, that's really fucking nasty. When did I become such a sick fucker and how did I never notice?"

I really haven't had in interest in girls at all since then. (Or guys HAR HAR shut it Birds.)

I wasn't going to say anything. Too easy.

LIKE YOUR MOM!

But seriously, Tekk I know like 2 other guys like you and I don't think there's anything wrong with you.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Shido » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:54 pm

PyscoUno wrote:saw great photograph today playboy in brail. managed to find web picture for you all the be amazed at

Wow. Just wow.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby mixofsunandcloud » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:39 pm

I thought that was only in Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Live and learn, I guess.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Agrajag » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:12 pm

Decker wrote:
Agrajag wrote:Sex with someone I don't care about seems pointless and a waste of perfectly good time, effort, and most likely money.


I'm sorry, but this cracked me up. I may have took it the wrong way though.

I meant that in order to have a relationship, I would most likely have to spend money on the person (dates, presents, etc.) and it seems like a waste if they're not someone I'm seriously interested in anyway.

I did not mean I was going to go get a hooker [insert Shido eye-roll here]

pie wrote:I've never understood real porn, to be honest. It's pretty disgusting.

I completely agree. It also has really low production values. It's usually more depressing than erotic.


Is it racist to not be attracted to certain races? Like I have nothing against the people, and I'd estimate that at least half of my friends are non-white, but certain ethnicities just don't do it for me sexual-attraction-wise.

I try to go out to parties and such to meet people/girls. Unfortunately the kind of girls who go out and party are the ones I'm not interested in. How do you meet the girls that don't like to go out to parties and get crazy drunk? It's tricky.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby PyscoUno » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:48 pm

for all of you dreading valentines day tommorow, you'll properly enjoy this article.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Agrajag » Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:51 pm

I honestly completely forgot it was Valentine's Day. A lot of my single friends are sad and/or bitter (actually a lot of my non-single friends are bitter too), but to me its just like every other day.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby pie » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:05 pm

Yeah, I don't understand people who get upset about it. It's really just a nice little arbitrary holiday which you can choose to ignore or not.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Neuvost » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:06 pm

It can just be an annoying reminder is all.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby PyscoUno » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:10 pm

you dont even get a day off bah rubbish holiday
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Tekkactus » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:12 pm

OH GOD I'M SOOOOO LONELY.
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Re: The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

Postby Agrajag » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:33 pm

My friends who have girlfriends hate it the most, cause they have to spend money that people who are single can spend on cds and video games.
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