Wedding Extravaganza

[Shido]

Yeah, it's in San Diego.

[kleptoman]

Yeah, there's no real way I could come. Shame though. Will be thinking of you on that day. I hope it goes well.

[Leetmuffin]

I don't know if I can come. I'll see how my income is looking at that point.

[pie]

Probably won't, but will be congratulating you through ESP.

[Tekkactus]

Oh man, not only do I totally want to be there, but it actually might be slightly feasible. Like I said earlier, it turns out my parents have friends in Escondido I could stay with.

[Exploding Pigeons]

Dude why do I have this vision in my head of Cal, Tekk, and I driving cross country for this?
(also scar tissue is playing in the background)

[eitlobsaboo]

Congratulations! You have set it for the day after my birthday. My guaranteed hangover will be your wedding gift. That and maybe some vomit, depends on how trashed I get. I wish you and Lokk all the best.

[Tekkactus]

Dude why do I have this vision in my head of Cal, Tekk, and I driving cross country for this?
(also scar tissue is playing in the background)

As awesome as that would be (Although personally I hear "What Is Love?" playing), I only have the funds to support 1 cross country road trip right now.

[Shido]

Oh man, not only do I totally want to be there, but it actually might be slightly feasible. Like I said earlier, it turns out my parents have friends in Escondido I could stay with.

Haha! We actually live in Escondido. That's awesome.

[Leetmuffin]

A friend of mine goes to the University of San Diego or whatever it is. Maybe I could stay with him.

[Bronze]

I wish you well for your future together, but I can't come because flying like a million miles to an internet stranger's wedding is like, weird. And financially infeasible.

[pie]

Oh man, not only do I totally want to be there, but it actually might be slightly feasible. Like I said earlier, it turns out my parents have friends in Escondido I could stay with.

Haha! We actually live in Escondido. That's awesome.

Wouldn't it be crazy if Shido and Lokk were the friends of your parents! That's sitcom material!

[Tekkactus]

If Shido went to college with my dad I'd kinda be a little creeped.

[Shido]

No, but I bet I've met your dad's friends. I work in a place that I see literally everyone that lives in the city, so it's possible.

[Tekkactus]

To be fair, the conversation went something like:

"Yeah, they live just outside of San Diego. Esca...something or another."
"Could it be Escondido?"
"Yeah, that sounds like it might be right!"

So I'm only 80-90% sure.

Also, Shido, could you do me a massive favor and send an official invitation? Knowing my folks' draconian overprotectiveness, just saying "yeah I got invited" isn't going to fly.