What's your fightin' tool

[PyscoUno]

i look left and down to a hat and jumper, guessing it must be cold being a zombie. (pic via daily what)

[eitlobsaboo]

I have a couple of pens, a metal ruler and a putty knife.. Oh and plenty of paper.. Not at all helpful.. I'm dead.

[pie]

A phone. I guess I will get brain cancer and the zombies will eat my brain and catch the cancer, thus ensuring me the last laugh.

[Kelso]

The first thing to my left that I can see or the first thing to my left I can reach? If it's the first, then a filing cabinet. If the second, a rhyming dictionary.

[pie]

I like the rhyming dictionary cause right after you can look up a witty repartee.

[kleptoman]

My choices are a microphone, a router, a speaker, a printer or a lamp. I'd go with the lamp.

[MrSquishyDBC]

Pencil Sharpener, Alarm Clock, Benadryl Itch Spray.
I'm screwed.

Honestly though, I have a couple of legitimate swords in my closet and a bo staff downstairs. I have nothing to worry about when it comes to arming myself.

[kleptoman]

Guns are illegal here. I think a frying pan or cricket bat would be my best option.

[stock]

Computer tower. As much as I'd hate to, whatever, fuck them zombies.

[eitlobsaboo]

I have a wooden walking stick in my room at home from when I climbed Mt Fuji.. It has bells tied to one end tho.. Might need to cut those off.. The only other 'weapons' around the house is like Klepto said: Frying pan. Or my folks record collection..

[Jim North]

A gamepad! The zombies I'm fighting are obviously going to be of the computer game type.

Oh, crap, that's right, my B button is busted. Guess I'm getting my virtual brains eaten yet again.

[Joopac_Badur]

Lol, my desk lamp and my girlfriend. Her boobs are pretty powerful weapons ...

[Knight]

My left leg!
Which is connected to my body!

I WILL WRASTLE ME SOME ZOMBIES

[Agrajag]

My choices: Wii remote, Gamecube controller, iPhone, or a relatively heavy book (The Way of Kings).

[Desov2]

TV. Couch. Chair.
I am so good.