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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby ninja-pie » Sun May 01, 2011 8:32 pm

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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Sun May 01, 2011 8:44 pm

Yeah. Who'd a thunk it.

In some weird Family Guy kind of way I'm expecting him to pop up from behind a bush and say 'Ho ho fooled you.. nyuk nyuk nyuk'... :/
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby ninja-pie » Sun May 01, 2011 9:01 pm

Yeah, I was thinking 'If this is Obama pulling a joke, it is the most well put together joke I've seen'.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Joopac_Badur » Sun May 01, 2011 9:12 pm

And this will be the only story cycled on the news for the next week. Good news, indeed, but now the focus needs to shift to how we can clean up the rest of al-Qaeda.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Sun May 01, 2011 9:22 pm

Joopac_Badur wrote:clean up the rest of al-Qaeda.

You do realise this is an impossible task..
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Desov2 » Sun May 01, 2011 9:41 pm

Maybe, maybe not. Cut off the head and the things start to die pretty fast in my experience.

Good news though. Glad to hear something has finally been done.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Mon May 02, 2011 12:16 am

Desov2 wrote:Maybe, maybe not. Cut off the head and the things start to die pretty fast in my experience.


Or get rid of one 2 more pop up. Or they think they've gotten rid of everyone, ship their troops out and in the meantime an sleeper cell plots a massive attack and it happens all over again.. It will be never ending.

Its unfortunate but unless they wipe out the population of the entire middle east, I can't see it going any other way.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Ben » Mon May 02, 2011 1:11 am

You guys realise that Al Queda doesn't exist right? There's no centralised terrorist network run by osama bin laden. There are lots of little small ones that are completly unrelated.

The only reason America jumped on the Al Queda thing was to work through a weird legal loop hole to prosecute Osama Bin Laden that it needed to be a criminal orginisation or something.

this won't change anything.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Knight » Mon May 02, 2011 1:31 am

Hooray, terrorism is gone forever! No one will ever have to mention it again!
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby MrSquishyDBC » Mon May 02, 2011 7:34 pm

Yeah, this is obviously just one step in solving the problem. It's not over.
I mean, it's not like many people live with a crippling fear that any day, Bin Laden would strike again. It's not like the Red Scare during the Cold War when everyone expected the world to blow up. Bin Laden, while certainly not a man to write off as incapable of doing us harm, never seemed to be anywhere near the level of Hitler or Stalin. Again, it's great that we killed him, but I'm not sure how much his death will affect the world. I guess it's all about al Queda's reaction to his death...

I bet Bush is pissed though. Spent all that time trying to find Bin Laden, but Obama gets credit for his defeat.

I was talking with my friends today about this; what do you think the soldiers who shot Bin Laden listened to in the helicopter on their way back to the states after completing the mission. They've just killed public enemy number one; how do you set the mood after that?
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby stock » Mon May 02, 2011 7:37 pm

Was a SEALs team, I imagine not many people knew about it in the helicopter ride home.

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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Ben » Mon May 02, 2011 7:59 pm

MrSquishyDBC wrote: I guess it's all about al Queda's reaction to his death...


Again Al Queda don't exist, there's no centralized network of terror organizations headed by Bin Laden, it's just a catch all term to refer to many many unrelated terror cells all lead by different people.

And the bigger question, wich only TMZ seem to be asking.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Mon May 02, 2011 8:04 pm

stock wrote:Was a SEALs team, I imagine not many people knew about it in the helicopter ride home.


Probaby because no one spoke SEAL.. :roll:
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Ben » Mon May 02, 2011 8:15 pm

eitlobsaboo wrote:
stock wrote:Was a SEALs team, I imagine not many people knew about it in the helicopter ride home.


Probaby because no one spoke SEAL.. :roll:


If it was a SEAL team theres only one song they could have played.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Mon May 02, 2011 9:06 pm

Hahaha I was this close to telling that joke again :lol:
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