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by Ben » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:19 pm
iMonkey because it will one day evolve into an iPerson who will then go on to have sex with the iSheep.
Jesus vs Mohamed
The racist one.
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by Jim North » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:30 pm
Buddha.
Death (Sandman) vs. Death (Bill and Ted)
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by Matador » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:52 pm
Death [Castelvania], servant of Lord Dracula
Captain Marvel [Shazam!]vs. Captain Marvel [Kree Warriorl]
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by Decker » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:54 pm
Jim North wrote:Buddha.
Death (Sandman) vs. Death (Bill and Ted)
Death (Sandman) because she's a stylish, friendly girl.
Pop Tarts vs Toaster Strudels.
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.
-Albert Einstein
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by Knight » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:58 pm
Shazam eating pop-tarts as that would probably make an entertaining commercial.
Ketchup .vs. Catsup
stock: I also think I'm going to start saying delicious in really inappropriate situations.
Knight: Your dedication to being single is legendary.
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by Ben » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:24 pm
Matador wrote:Captain Marvel [Shazam!]vs. Captain Marvel [Kree Warriorl]
I have read one Shazam comic, it was ridiculosuly fucking epic and one of the most awsome comics I've ever read. It also made me realise just how ridiculously awsome the charecter is (Basicly superman but with the mind of a kid, including all the naievity and innocence but also all the "HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!" stuff)
So Shazam!
The racist one.
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by Agrajag » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:28 pm
Ketchup because that's' the correct one.
Death (Sandman) vs. Death (Discworld)
Sam Logan wrote:When it comes to tunnels and cats, I feel like this story really delivers.
pie wrote:I have transcended commas!
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by Ben » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:35 pm
Agrajag wrote:Ketchup because that's' the correct one.
Death (Sandman) vs. Death (Discworld)
Sauce is better.
Also Death from Discworld cause he has a motorbike and Sandman is an emo prototype.
Coke Zero vs Pepsi Max
The racist one.
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by Desov2 » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:36 pm
Coke is always better than pepsi.
An atlas vs. GPS
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by Bronze » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:48 pm
GPS does all the thinking for you.
Brain (of Pinky and the Brain) V. Lex Luthor.
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by Matador » Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:51 pm
Damn you Bronze!
[to Desov)Atlus shrugged, and the world fell from his shoulders... Then rolled down the alley and made a cosmic strike!
To Bronze: they team up for the greatest cross over event in animated history!
Conan vs. Kratos [seriously! I must know who would win!]
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by Agrajag » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:11 pm
Ben wrote:Death from Discworld cause he has a motorbike and Sandman is an emo prototype.
No, that's Death from Good Omens. Discworld Death just TALKS IN CAPS ALL THE TIME.
Kratos.
Kratos vs. Chuck Norris
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by Ben » Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:50 pm
Kratos, Chuck Norris is just a washed up action star with an ego bigger any suitable comparison I could think of.
Kratos vs Leonidas
The racist one.
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by Bronze » Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:00 pm
Nipple fight! I'm gonna say Kratos, because he wears more than a speedo.
The Eagles V. The Eagles of Death Metal.
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by Pirate Jack » Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:38 pm
Bronze wrote:Nipple fight! I'm gonna say Kratos, because he wears more than a speedo.
The Eagles V. The Eagles of Death Metal.
I've got a peaceful easy feeling that that metal band doesn't stand a chance.
Guys and Dolls v. Grease (Battle of the characters)
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