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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby iamnotachicken » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:24 pm

Hey there, Ram. Dropping by again, I see. :wink:
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Leetmuffin » Thu Mar 13, 2008 12:29 pm

Ash loses because he tries to stop the fight.

Master Hand vs Giga Bowser.
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I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Bronze » Thu Mar 13, 2008 2:02 pm

Ramuthra wrote:Obviously Jermaine. He's a huge guy, he does other stuff besides F of the C, and his name is JERMAINE.

Bret does other things as well. He had a small part in LotR, and he was in a couple of quite big (in NZ) dub bands.

Leetmuffin wrote:Master Hand vs Giga Bowser.

Master Hand is the master (hand).

Saddam Hussein V. Osama Bin Laden.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Jim North » Thu Mar 13, 2008 4:07 pm

I think the comedy stylings of Saddam are more relevant to our times.

Archie vs. The Punisher
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Matador » Fri Mar 14, 2008 11:21 am

Lessee, a dude who has the first letter in his name on a sweater vest vs. a dude with a friggin' skull on his shirt. Punisher wins by fashion alone.

Dr. Evil vs. Lord Helmet.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Pirate Jack » Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:14 pm

Lord Helmet still chokes people to death, right? Lets go with him.

Bomberman vs Gimli.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby iamnotachicken » Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:36 am

Gimli is a Dwarf. Game over.

Horde vs. Alliance.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Leetmuffin » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:04 am

The fucking Horde man. No contest.

Hobbes (the tiger) vs Aladdin.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Ben » Sat Mar 15, 2008 4:46 am

Leetmuffin wrote:The fucking Horde man. No contest.



Word to this!
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MOTHER FUCKIN HORDE COMMING AT YA
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby mixofsunandcloud » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:07 am

Hobbes. Aladdin isn't good with tigers.

Loch Ness Monster vs. raptors.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Bronze » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:12 am

mixofsunandcloud wrote:Loch Ness Monster vs. raptors.

Raptors can't swim.

Mcauly Culkin (however the fuck you spell it) V. Michael Jackson.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Ben » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:27 am

Bronze wrote:
mixofsunandcloud wrote:Loch Ness Monster vs. raptors.

Raptors can't swim.

Mcauly Culkin (however the fuck you spell it) V. Michael Jackson.


Culkin gets raped.

Litteraly.

Respect Knuckles vs High Fives
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Jim North » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:10 am

DO NOT FIST POUND

Leather bomber jacket vs. leather biker jacket
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Exploding Pigeons » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:13 am

Biker jacket is easier to pull off (fashion wise) and doesn't make you midsection look poofy.

frontal lobotomy vs chemical castration
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Pirate Jack » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:08 pm

Exploding Pigeons wrote:Biker jacket is easier to pull off (fashion wise) and doesn't make you midsection look poofy.

frontal lobotomy vs chemical castration


Frontal lobotomy leads to a bunch more people dependent on the state, chemical castration leads to less. Also: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. I've always wanted to say that on the Internet.

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