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The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby Joopac_Badur » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:58 pm

And abortions aren't so bad.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby pie » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:05 pm

Except for the whole slight against god dealy.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby Leetmuffin » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:17 pm

If god didn't want people getting abortions, he shouldn't have invented unprotected sex.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby pie » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:27 pm

Dude, that was meant as a test of faith.

I don't know why he didn't just invent built-in faith.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby kleptoman » Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:37 pm

Leetmuffin wrote:If god didn't want people getting abortions, he shouldn't have invented unprotected sex.

If God didn't want abortions, he shouldn't have invented abortions.

OH WAIT

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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby G-Off » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:23 pm

no kids, you should have your unwanted baby, keep it as a reminder of the most horrible thing that ever happened to you, which was all part of gods plan anyway.

religious people are funny when they don't make me sick.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby Bronze » Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:22 am

If God didn't want ridiculous religious debate, he shouldn't have invented man.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby eitlobsaboo » Wed Mar 11, 2009 2:10 am

After reading all that this is what I sumised:

God invented man to 'liberate' women on washing machines.. HEYOOO!!
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby pie » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:02 am

Is that a rape joke?

Yay! I feel like we don't have enough of those!
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby Leetmuffin » Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:17 pm

It's just a sex joke I believe.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby pie » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:25 pm

Yeah.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby G-Off » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:24 pm

unless it's the armored core style liberation from that one vg cats comic.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby eitlobsaboo » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:41 am

pie wrote:Is that a rape joke?


Seriously? *sigh* You dont joke about rape. Religion and sex however is fair game.

Try spin cycle its the tits..
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby Leetmuffin » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:46 am

Yeah I don't like rape jokes. It's one of my few taboo subjects.
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Re: The Vatican accepts Darwinism.

Postby Rock Report Card » Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:23 am

I only saw one time where a rape joke was funny. Otherwise it's something you should never ever joke about. Ever.
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