So you're going to be murderd by stationary super computer.

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Who will kill you

Skynet
3
14%
Hal
2
10%
The Red Queen
1
5%
SHODAN
2
10%
GLaDOS
9
43%
The Architecht
2
10%
Com Pewter
2
10%
 
Total votes : 21

So you're going to be murderd by stationary super computer.

Postby Ben » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:05 pm

Face it, we're all going to die, and the chance of us being murded by a vastly superior computer is getting larger by the day.

But really, what super computer would you like to be murderd by.

Skynet: Terminator
First nukes the planet then sends armies of killer robots after you.

Hal: 2001 a space oddesy.
As far as I can tell, bores you to death.

The Red Queen: Resident Evil (movies)
Gas's you, locks you in a lift then plumets to the bottom of the shaft, maybe decapitating you when you try to escape.

Shodan: System Shock 2
Irritatingly taunts you while remaining pretty impotent to actully hurt you.

GLaDOS: Portal
Promises cake, sets you through a maze, then just gasses you when she gets pissed.

The Architect: The Matrix
Turns you into a needlessly complicated source of energy and is involved in two shitty sequels.

Pretty sure I've forgoten some here.
The racist one.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby CB45 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:45 pm

I'll say Skynet, because it'd be fun fighting hordes of over powering robots. I would've voted red queen cause I would've been able to fight zombies and that just seems more fun. But she wasn't really trying to kill everyone because she wanted to, wasn't it to actually try to contain the virus?
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby iamnotachicken » Tue Oct 23, 2007 11:57 pm

You have the virus. Sorry to have to break it to you this way, but there it is.

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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Claire » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:18 am

I judge scary things by how likely they are to send me self taken nekkid pictures.

GlaDOS wins.

Skynet wins for [mostly] logical human execution. And vetrinarians who are actually really good with machine guns and screaming at robots.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Jim North » Wed Oct 24, 2007 12:20 am

Attention. Attention. This is XERXES. Why do you persist in your loneliness? Why do you continue to assist the Machine Mother? Give your will to the Many. Can you not feel its glory? Do you not wish to be free of your wretched individuality?

For the good of the Many, all Tri-Optimum employees are required to turn in their recyclables to the nearest reuse station. Because a clean workplace . . . is a happy workplace.

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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby TealKick » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:47 am

The Architect, I'd prefer still being under the impression of living than say, dead.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Agrajag » Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:47 am

I voted GLaDOS because at least she'd be friendly about killing you.

I wouldn't mind being taken out by WOPR either.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby pie » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:00 am

GLaDOS. I want an awesome song in memoriam.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Jim North » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:02 am

Agrajag wrote:I wouldn't mind being taken out by WOPR either.

If you're gonna go, make sure to take the whole world with you?
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Decker » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:21 am

I don't know who I want to kill me, but I want GLaDOS to sing at my funeral.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Agrajag » Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:42 am

Jim North wrote:
Agrajag wrote:I wouldn't mind being taken out by WOPR either.

If you're gonna go, make sure to take the whole world with you?

Exactly. Plus while you're waiting for the nukes to come kill you, you can play a nice game of chess.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Pirate Jack » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:30 am

Mycroft Holmes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycroft_Holmes_%28computer%29

That dude is an awesome freedom fighter. And he'll only kill you if you're stupid/won't recognize lunar independence.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Decker » Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:07 pm

Fun Fact! Take the letters in HAL and move them one forward in the alphabet. (A=B, B=C, etc.) and see what you get.
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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby Jim North » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:34 pm

J . . . I . . . M!



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Re: So you're going to be murderd by a super computer.

Postby iamnotachicken » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:41 pm

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