The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

[Gin]

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Hewwo. :)
Even though we're technically an all-ages forum, it doesn't really ever come up. And since we already talk about it sometimes but have never really had any discussions revolving around it, I thought it would be nice to have a thread dedicated to sex and sexuality.* Thoughts, fetishes, stories, etc. Let's all talk about our feelings!
(This thread is made with the best intentions and it took me a long time to decide on a lot of things so please try not to insult anyone or get it locked anything)

I don't mention it often, but I kind of like being dominated. When I'm settled down with someone I'd like it if we could set aside a day a week or so where I could be her pet all day. I'd wear a collar and sit at her feet and all of the things like that. I'd love to try all kinds of variations on how to perform together. I'd be a good sub, though, and try to avoid being punished. Even though it's a pretty big part of BDSM, I don't really think I can take a lot of abuse. I don't want to be whipped or paddled or anything (though getting the occasional spanking wouldn't be so bad). I'd rather try alternate punishments- things uncomfortable or embarrassing, but still sexy.
I suppose it makes sense that if my partner is going to make a woman out of me on a regular occasion, I'd want her to make a little sissy girl out of me sometimes too. Maybe this is part of why I like tougher. more athletic girls. Not necessarily super-butch, but strong enough to make me feel like a real femme. I want to receive and (especially) give lots of massages too, so maybe that has something to do with it.Oil glides nice over hard-bodied girls. :D
Also I want one black collar and one pink one. Maybe a fuzzy pink one. And I want to try wearing something pink, silky, and entirely humiliating for her at least once of twice. I've actually thought of a huge variety of things I'd like to be dressed in, but still think that something in black leather would look nicest on whoever eventually becomes my dmistress.

Also, I've always wanted to say this but never been able to find the right opportunity so I'll say it here: Saying gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry is like saying left-handed people shouldn't be allowed to use scissors.

[Bronze]

I like big butts and I can not lie
All you other brothers can't deny
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny

[Jim North]

Pah on your big butts. I likes me a petite lady with a cute little tushie.

More in-depth discussion from me on this subject will take place when I actually have the time. Just borrowing the 'net for a few minutes before I head out for a bit to see if I can find me one of those aforementioned petite ladies with cute little tushies.

Also, I've always wanted to say this but never been able to find the right opportunity so I'll say it here: Saying gay people shouldn't be allowed to marry is like saying left-handed people shouldn't be allowed to use scissors.

Everyone knows left-handed people with scissors are much more dangerous to society as a whole.

[Knight]

I could easily see one of those types saying "But left handed people use scissors poorly in comparison!"

[Bronze]

Also, there are scissors specifically designed for use by lefties.

[Leetmuffin]

...But I'm left handed...

[Pirate Jack]

I need to get laid. I really need to get laid.

I am pretty much only attracted to whoever happens to be my best friend at the time, which is a really bad plan if you want any tail whatsoever.

Or maybe it's just late and I'm just grumpy.

Grr. I need one of Christi's happy lights.

[Ben]

I've always had a thing for older women, like in there 40's or so.

I am pretty much only attracted to whoever happens to be my best friend at the time, which is a really bad plan if you want any tail whatsoever.

Worked for me.

[Pirate Jack]

Worked for me.

Me too, I was just drunk and cranky.

[Exploding Pigeons]

...But I'm left handed...

I'm left handed and gay.

I love built guys (not overly muscular but sturdy). MMMmmmmMMMMmmm

[pie]

I find it very easy to like people who seem nice.

[Exploding Pigeons]

I like a gentleman in the street. but a freak in the bed.

Oh yeah tie me up, tell me I'm a dirty pig boy! omg I'm kidding

[Jim North]

So, yesterday sucked 'cause I didn't get to go out after all. Bah. At least I still got to drink a little. But getting to go out and maybe meet someone would have been awesome considering I haven't had sex in, like, six months or so. Of course, it'd still be pretty difficult even if I did get out and about considering "Hey, baby, I don't have a car of my own, I'm riding the razor edge of dirt broke poor, and we can't really go back to my place 'cause I'm still living with my soon-to-be-ex-wife!" isn't as great of a pick-up line as you'd think.

omg I'm kidding

Oh, uh-huh, suuuuuure.

[Pirate Jack]

*high fives Jim*

Hooray for complaining about not getting any!

I went to a party tonight. I was promised hot straight girls.
In a city that's 55% female, from a school that's 65% female, I managed to find a party that was 75% guys.
What the hell.

What. The hell.

[Gin]

Aw, everybody's love life is off. I'm sorry guys. *Hug*


So, which do you guys think looks nicer?



I like "bitch" myself.
Also, I think it would kind of sexy to be dominated by someone wearing this:



The shape says "I'm sexy", the leather says "I'm controlling", and the zipper says "you'll have to work if you want me". :D

(if I should be linking images instead of posting them, let me know. I think these are pretty tame though)