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Geeky Gladiators

Postby Pirate Jack » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:59 pm

Basically there's a showdown. Two historical figures/fictional characters/whatever fight. Who wins?
Say who you think would win the battle in the post above you and why, then post your own. No Chuck Norris.

Superman v. Jesus
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Bronze » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:02 pm

Superman. He has laser eyes.

Abraham Lincoln V. Aquaman.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby -Slayer- » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:08 pm

Lincoln, his beard was trained by the samurai.

Segata vs. Harvey Birdman.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Ben » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:11 pm

No clue who Sageta is, so I'll go with him since pretty much anyone could take down Harvey Birdman

John McClain vs Batman
The racist one.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby iamnotachicken » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:13 pm

Batman. He's Batman.

Dracula vs. Highlander
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Pirate Jack » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:18 pm

McCloud. He can go outside during the day.

Sonic or the cast from Lost.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Decker » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:21 pm

Pirate Jack wrote:McCloud. He can go outside during the day.

Sonic or the cast from Lost.


Sonic, since he can run across water to get off/on an island (look at the beginning of sonic 3!)

Wolverine Vs. Samus.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Ben » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:36 pm

Decker wrote:
Pirate Jack wrote:McCloud. He can go outside during the day.

Sonic or the cast from Lost.


Sonic, since he can run across water to get off/on an island (look at the beginning of sonic 3!)

Wolverine Vs. Samus.


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Hunter S Thompson vs Spider Jerusealm
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Bronze » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:38 pm

Hunter S Thompson because I don't know who Spider Jerusealm is.

Josie and the Pussycats V. those kids from Rocket Power.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Ben » Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:56 pm

Bronze wrote:Hunter S Thompson because I don't know who Spider Jerusealm is.

Josie and the Pussycats V. those kids from Rocket Power.


Spider Jerusealm is the main charecter of Transmetropolitan who is basicly Hunter S Thompson in the future.

Josie and the Pussycats cause Squid totaly beefed it.

Garfield vs Scoobydoo.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Jim North » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:07 pm

If Garfield from Garfield & Friends, then Garfield.

If Garfield from the comics, then Scooby-Doo.

The Fonz vs. Mr. T
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Ben » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:13 pm

Jim North wrote:If Garfield from Garfield & Friends, then Garfield.

If Garfield from the comics, then Scooby-Doo.

The Fonz vs. Mr. T


The Fonze water skis over Mr T leaving him to be eaten by Sharks

The Fonze vs James Dean in an epic motorbike race.
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Pirate Jack » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:16 pm

James Dean. Because the Eagles song. And other songs about James Dean.

Care Bears, or Team Rocket (Giovanni, etc. Not Jessie and James)
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Knight » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:26 pm

Care Bears. Because Jesse and James WOULD be immune to the stare, but noooooo...

The Amazing Screw On Head .vs. The little chick from the Cadburry Cream Eggs
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Re: Geeky Gladiators

Postby Bronze » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 pm

The Amazing Screw On Head because he has more than one body.

Peter Frampton V. Homer Simpson.
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