The *Malcolm* Thread

[Gin]

(We need a Malcolm emote)
Ta-daaaaa. It's the Malcolm thread, in which we post all of our crazy conspiratorial ramblings concerning the series.
Please use [malcolm] tags to indicate that you are being crazy.

[malcolm]Carlyle is Sam with the Future Fuzzy sombrero.[/malcolm]

[Bronze]

[Malcolm]Gertrude is Candice's sister[/Malcolm]

[Knight]

[malcom]Mr. Black and Mr. Blank are the same person, they're just not aware of it. Werewolf syndrome![/malcom]

[Tekkactus]

[Jim North]

[malcolm]The new Sam is really fifteen space gophers wearing a Sam suit. The old Sam is the new Carlyle. The old Carlyle went back to being plain ol' Erik Estrada.[/malcolm]

[iamnotachicken]

[malcom]This thread was created by THE CONSPIRACY in order to find out how much we know![/malcom]

[Jim North]

[malcolm]We're all a part of The Conspiracy! Even . . . me! Damn! It's so brilliantly cunning a move, I really should have seen it coming![/malcolm]

[Autsa]

[malcolm]Conspiracy theory? Hah! It's conspiracy PRACTICE! There's nothing theoretical about it![/malcom]

[Pirate Jack]

[malcolm]One time Sam Logan walked into a bar and killed Jeph Jacques to protect the world from his evils. Questionable Content has been made by space gophers since 1992.[/malcom]

[Agrajag]

[malcolm]Everyone but me on this board is actually a space gopher[/malcolm]

[Bronze]

[Malcolm]Sam Logan is the space gopher king[/Malcolm]

[Exploding Pigeons]

[Malcolm] there are hidden camera in our toothbrushes, the space gophers are keeping dental records[/Malcolm]

[Tekkactus]

[malcolm] Malcolm is a space gopher. [/malcolm]

[Jim North]

[mloclam]Everything am fine. There no am reason to panic.[/mloclam]

[Kelso]

Sin is a Space Gopher.

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