Jim's Junk Drawer

[Tekkactus]

A quick sketch that I did at work yesterday...

A worthy tribute.

[Jim North]

Many thanks.

I'm in my Photobucket, postin' mah old pics.

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Orneryboy? Maybe.


Eggman does not approve.


Character from William Gibson's All Tomorrow's Parties. It's a must read, but read Virtual Light and Idoru first. They are also must reads.


DICE GOD . . . also, fist.


Unconventional uses of defibrillator pads.


gamerz lol


Photoshop manip instead of drawring, but I find it irresistable to post.


You better not be eyeballin' me.

WILL POST MORE LATER TIRED NOW THNXBYE

[Jim North]

I wrote a horror story last year. It is (or was) Halloween, so it's time to dust it off and post it, I think.

Agent by Roland 'Jim' Lowery

Beware the graphic violence.

[Jim North]

Another short story, this one a few years older.

All the Silly Sightless People

[Jim North]

I have done something over at DeviantArt.

Maybe it's something crazy, maybe it's something stupid, or maybe it's something absolutely brilliant. I don't know yet. But it's called The Fave Me Bunny Project.

Success or failure, it's gonna be delicious.

[Decker]

I will personally guarantee that you will always have good luck in everything no matter what you do.

Please note that The Fave Me Bunny Project does not take any responsibility for any bad luck you may experience as it will obviously be all your own fault. All statements made by ~jimnorth may or may not be entirely truthful and in fact are almost certainly wildly inaccurate. Do not take internally. Do not taunt Happy Fave Me Bunny(tm). Please call your doctor if itchy rash and/or bizarre ideation persists. Offer void in Guam.

"Please consult doctor if erection lasts more than four hours."

[iamnotachicken]

Actually, that's an intended effect.

[Exploding Pigeons]

GOd I hope not! priapisms hurt.

[Knight]

I like your style. It kind of reminds me of my own if I had any talent.

[Jim North]

Glad to hear you like it! If you can't tell just by looking, I developed that style by watching way too many cartoons.

But oh pshaw on your self-depreciation, Lady Knight. The little comics you've drawn for us poor forumites have been extremely entertaining!

[Jim North]

Okay, quick question on local policy . . . how are we handling NSFW art? Tag it as NSFW and hide it in a spoiler tag? Not allowed at all? The rules at the top of the forum don't seem to say anything one way or the other about it and I figure it's all cool 'n' shit (we're a pretty adult board and whatnot), but I still just wanna make absolutely sure.

[stock]

Maybe just a hyperlink or yea, spoiler sounds like a reasonable way of handling it.

[Jim North]

Yah, I think that's what I'll do. If Lady Claire or Sir Logan give the say so, I'll take it down immediately. Or they can themselves, what with their mystical admin powers and all. This one isn't really all that bad, anyway, as you can't really see any of the important bits.

WARNING: NSFW (NUDITY)

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On DeviantArt

[Bronze]

It's a butt.

[Jim North]

You're a butt!





. . . oh, wait, right. So it is.

Anywho, 'nother piece, and this one does show some of the important bits.

WARNING: NSFW (NUDITY)

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On DeviantArt