Conscience Cat T-Shirt...

[Kevinv85]

... has pretty much already been made. Just slap panel four of Friday's comic onto a shirt and sign me up!

For even more awesome, his statements could be made using a writable surface, like the following shirt:
http://www.nerdyshirts.com/product-info.php?Funny-T-Shirts_Magical-Talk-Bubble-pid164.html

[Knight]

Those bastards stole my idea!

Well, I was going to make the shirt out of a cloth version of whiteboard material, so you could write/erase it with ease.

BUT STILL

[Pirate Jack]

I think I should get a Can't Dance shirt. As much as I like the cat, I don't think it would make a great shirt.

[The Vicar]

I must have such a shirt. I will endure the rest of my life feeling distinctly impoverished if I do not obtain such a shirt. Please!

[deathcubek]

thats the very first thing i thought when i saw him. conscience cat t-shirt now!

[Gin]

To be honest the thing I like least about Sam and Fuzzy -especially these days- is all of the made-for-t-shirt lines and characters*. I feel like I'm reading a merchandising vehicle at times.

*The ones that completely disappear after their shirt is sold, like the NDA robot or Dr. Crab.

[Sam Logan]

Gin, you've got it completely backwards. The tshirts are based on the comics, and not the other way around. Ever.

I mean, honestly! Now we're saying the comic is a "merchandising vehicle" because some of my shirts were based on one-off characters or gags? That doesn't even make any sense! If all I cared about was selling t-shirts, then Dr Crab and the Overkill Robot and Skull Panda and "I'm Communism" wouldn't have disappeared... they would reappear constantly, to keep spurring new interest in their shirt designs!

I know we are all jaded and cynical these days, but please, let's not get too conspiratorial! Comics with stand-alone gags and iconic-looking characters are the ones that translate best into stand-alone, iconic joke t-shirts -- that's all there is to it. Not a trick, not a conspiracy, Scout's honour.

[Claire]

Sam, how could you do that to your fans?

You need to whore out your merch or those whiny sellout arguments flop over like jello. Your smarty-pants fans will be sad .

More butcher shirts! More crab shirts! More robot shirts! More Ninja Bunny shirts! WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE OF EACH OMG

[Sam Logan]

I was thinking in the next strip Fuzzy could say something really funny about Star Wars.

[Claire]

Don't forget to pack some Star Trek in there to cover a wider margin of brainless loyal exsisting customer base readers. Maybe some Lord of The Rings and WoW while we're at it.

Oh hey maybe you should start a video game comic.

[Sam Logan]

OK, so two guys are sitting on a couch.

FIRST GUY: So, this is our gaming webcomic.

SECOND GUY: Yup, it sure is.

FIRST GUY: Oh crap the strip is over and we forgot to have a joke!

SECOND GUY: I hate you.

[Shido]

Option-Command-W: A Great Gaming Comic by Sam Logan


I smell dollars! Real American Dollars!

[Claire]

Nononono they need to have baseball caps and copy-pasted-blurred-CutOut filter backgrounds. YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG D:

[Sam Logan]

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY ART

[Shido]

THAT'S NOT ART! IT'S GENIUS!