New Posters and Prints on sale now

[Steg]

My print arrived today, whoo! I chose a "cute" phrase and it says "Being evil is bad" And there is a little sketch of conscience cats face but simpler. It is very cute! Though the posters are yet to arrive, I canny wait!

[Pirate Jack]

Last time man built such a tower, God created lesbians to confuse man as punishment.

Hottest punishment ever?

[pie]

Apart from lightning.




And fire.

[Pirate Jack]

Apart from lightning.




And fire.

It took me a while to figure out that you didn't, in fact, have a lightening fetish.

[Tekkactus]

Wow Jack, Google Image search tells me you've broken 34. There is no pictures of lightning having sex on the internet.

Rule 35 please kick in.

[Bronze]

What's rule 35?

[Tekkactus]

If it cannot be found, it will be created.

[Jim North]

[Leetmuffin]

But he can't go faster! It's the speed of light!

[kleptoman]

I don't think lightning travels at the speed if light, does it?

[Leetmuffin]

It is light, therefore it must.

[Jim North]

Lightning travels approximately 50,000 to 100,000 miles per second, whereas light travels somewhere around 150,000 to 200,000 miles per second.

[Leetmuffin]

Hmm. Fair enough.

[mixofsunandcloud]

Lightning is electricity, it just also happens to emit light. Still pretty darn fast.

[Exploding Pigeons]

But he can't go faster! It's the speed of light!

I was going to make a joke about women being unsatisfiable but, then you guys ruined it with science.

(also why did I automatically assume it was a male/female lighting porn?)