What You Learned Today

[Decker]

Blatantly taken from XKCD's forum.

They say that you learn something new every day. What did you learn today?

Today I learned that ever since my cubicle got moved, if I'm very quiet my co-workers forget I exist.

[Tekkactus]

I learned that my podiatrist moved his office.

[Knight]

I learned that roller skates are a ridiculously efficient way for waitresses to travel and it should be mandatory in resteraunts.

[Bronze]

I learned that you sometimes don't learn something new every day.

[Jim North]

I learned that we have a "What You Learned Today" thread here.

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I learned that a Clone that's under a Mother of Runes is there to remind you that the Clone is copying Mother of Runes and no, you can't play two spells and try to get around the one, very clearly marked, Mother of Runes.

[Pirate Jack]

Today I learned that in Canada you can get a disability parking ticket, just for being really, really fat.

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Why drive then, don't they give you buses that haul your ass around? That always felt like something that would happen.

[Exploding Pigeons]

Today I learned that when grape go bad then get little fuzzies on them that look my cobwebs.

I also learned that i should pay more attention to the things I put in my mouth.

[Pirate Jack]

Why drive then, don't they give you buses that haul your ass around? That always felt like something that would happen.

No, it's more like taxi system for fat people, at the price of a bus ticket.

[Agrajag]

I learned that not sleeping for 36 hours makes you really tired.

[Decker]

I learned to never, ever say your bored while at work.

[Tekkactus]

I learned that an eight foot hose pushing out 80 PSI of compressed air "makes a nasty bullwhip!" (Or so the Compressed Air Safety Pamphlet told me.)

[Shido]

I learned that not sleeping for 36 hours makes you really tired.

Wuss!

[PyscoUno]

Today i learned there are hardly any shoes for size three and a half feet (yet loose size fours come by the bucket load)