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Everyone likes to talk about themselves! Do it here so I don't have to read it. Ha ha! Just kidding. I'm actually illiterate.

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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Knight » Fri Jan 02, 2009 9:52 am

:mrgreen:
stock: I also think I'm going to start saying delicious in really inappropriate situations.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Gin » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:29 pm

Knight, can I be your little gay girlfriend?

I'll give you massages and breakfast in bed and you get to be on top.
If I am here every day, I'm just some guy. If I am only here when I'm needed, I am legendary.

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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Knight » Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:47 am

I'm flattered, but also straight!
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Leetmuffin » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:15 am

Straight as a lance stabbed through the heart of a dragon.
Tell me a story baby.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Knight » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:39 am

Yes.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby stock » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:40 am

No dragon has melted your lance with its fiery heart and caused it to bend ever so slight?

It's simple as that, it's simple as that, it's simple as that for your stupid ass.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Knight » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:42 am

Dragon hearts do not work that way.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby stock » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:45 am

You don't know that. Maybe they do you just have a very powerful lance.

It's simple as that, it's simple as that, it's simple as that for your stupid ass.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Leetmuffin » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:46 am

There's a sex joke somewhere in there but I... just can't... find it.
Tell me a story baby.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby stock » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:47 am

I'd make it glaringly obvious but I fear I'm approaching some sort of quota of saying these types of things. I think I do it a lot.

It's simple as that, it's simple as that, it's simple as that for your stupid ass.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Tekkactus » Sat Jan 03, 2009 8:29 am

BONERS.
I'm not really working on anything at the moment, but here's a link to my tumblr anyway.

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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Knight » Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:40 am

lol boners
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Ben » Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:31 pm

THE LANCE IS A PENIS!
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby eitlobsaboo » Sat Jan 03, 2009 10:59 pm

............ uh..... OH! I GET IT! HAHAHAHAAAA thanks Ben :lol:
pie wrote:This thread is all Nerd, nerd, nerd, incomprehensible Eit ramble, nerd.
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Re: Secret Santa Gifts

Postby Matador » Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:17 am

Knight wrote:lol boners

Is that a traditional Chistmas gift? I think Enzyte has gone a bit far.
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