pie wrote:Zippers, really? Don't make me list the health and safety hazards of zippers here. Let's just say they can get a little pinchy. Buttons are safer, and more old school. Besides, only classy ladies can undo buttons.
If you damage your penis with a zipper you probably would have eventually slammed it in a car door by accident anyway.
As for ripping pants off: yeah but then you've lost a perfectly good pair of pants.


