General stuff I drew!

[watermelon man]

I CAN AND I WILL.

Ben I'm making your prequel official cannon to this storyline!

Also: I hate it when I like how something looks on my rough draft more than on my final copy.

[stock]

canon.

[Leetmuffin]

Cannon- Pew pew!
Canon- This happened.

[Kelso]

Cannnon- Pew Pew happened.

[Leetmuffin]

Anion- Negatively charged ion.
Canion- Negatively charged ion that totally happened.

[Knight]

can nin: packaged music group

[watermelon man]

cannon: josh doesn't care about mixing up trivial homonyms!

suck it

[watermelon man]

So I was looking through all my old pictures, namely scanned pictures, and I noticed my first scanned picture is... I don't even know what it is.

You'd think I'd have some memory of drawing it, at least know the context or what the joke was but... I don't even know what to call it. It's just... it surprised me as much as it will surprise you.

I feel the need to warn that this is extremely nsfw, or even humanity. Unspoil at your own risk.

Spoiler: show

[watermelon man]

OK GUYS! So it seems I'm never going to get around to finishing my intended 3-part Metalhead vs. Rock God epic.

I DO HAVE SEVERALS OF PAGES FROM EPISODE TWO DONE, HOWEVER.

I'd hate to let them go to waste, so I give you the official never-before-seen Metalhead vs. Rock God Unfinished Episode 2!

page one

page two

page three

page four

The dialogue was to be something like this:

Spoiler: show

Rock God is complaining to himself about how disappointing the contest was, and goes to claim the prize which is behind a giant vault. Suddenly the "Metal Mix" CD from episode 1 is thrown into the handle shuriken-style. He realizes Metalhead came back and says "Good to see you again". Metalhead's all "Again? No one's EVER met me twice!" Then Rock God takes off his helmet and reveals he was the bartender, Metalhead responds like "what the". Rock God insists they cut the foreplay and get ready to rock. Metalhead clicks play on his Golden Sword-tar-P3-Player, and says "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!!!!" The episode ends with Rock God putting his helmet back on and them getting ready to battle.

I didn't really figure Episode 3 out dialogue-wise, but had a pretty solid idea of how it would go.

Spoiler: show

I wanted it to start mid-fight with them both relatively evenly matched. Through foul play Rock God eventually manages to gain the upper hand beating Metalhead pretty badly. Metalhead eventually sees the corpse of Jake Teller, who is holding a calculator. Metalhead grabs the calculator and types in "7/0" and throws it at Rock God. The calculator opens up a who-knows-what that completely erases Rock God from existence.

The comic ends with four panels in a square grid: First, Metalhead reaches down to grab Rock God's sunglasses which are on the ground, saying "Well then"

Second: Metalhead prepares to put on the glasses, saying "I guess it's true what they say"

Third: Metalhead puts on the glasses, saying "It really is.... a Hard Rock life.

Fourth: "YEEAAAAH!" with a shot of the city skyline.