eitlobsaboo wrote:Joopac_Badur wrote:Exploding Pigeons wrote:well maybe that wasn't really sour cream.
Oh it was sour alright.
This made my morning.
Once, I offered my leftover Wendy's chili to a ladyfriend. She accepted, but only took a few spoonfuls before setting it down in disgust.
"Not hungry?" I asked.
"It's salty," she replied.
"You're salty!" I shot back, mock-mockingly.
"No, you're salty," she rebutted, and a look of realization dawned across her face. She ran into the other room to break down laughing, leaving everyone asking my what she said. I explained that she had implicated herself in a horrible innuendo, and left it at that. I neglected to mention that she had only days prior been commenting on how much she enjoyed the taste of my in her mouth. She had quite a talent for fellatio.
I'm fortunate that I've never had to leave a woman on really foul terms, and have been able to maintain loose friendships with them all, but sometimes it becomes difficult to avoid missing them... Or at the very least, certain aspects of the relationship. Perhaps if there had been more animosity, I'd be better able to block out such distracting memories.
But, as T-Rex says, "Feelings are boring. Kissing is awesome!" So, back to the sexiness.