The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

[Matador]

69. You've been trying to re-establish a romantic relationship with any of the women you've made love to just to keep this statistic.

In reality, I think you've slept with six or seven women.

[Leetmuffin]

I'd guess four.

[pie]

Now guess how many dudes he`s had sex with.

[Jim North]

Also, because now I'm all self-conscious about how I've represented myself, I'm curious: How many women do you think I've had sex with?

One.

Now guess how many dudes he`s had sex with.

Five and a half.

[pie]

It would have been funnier if you'd said one and a half for the woman part. I'm disappointed Jim.

[Jim North]

It would have been funnier if you'd said one and a half for the woman part. I'm disappointed Jim.

You wouldn't know humor if it stuck a whoopee cushion up your backside!

[Monkeychewtoy]

I'd guess four.

We have a winner! I've had sex with four women, and what could be described as 'phone sex' with one other woman, who I was in a brief long-distance relationship with. I've officially dated four women, (counting the current,) and been 'involved' with one other woman. Between these four, I've had sex approximately 300 times. I haven't been keeping count, but I have a vague idea of how many condoms I've bought, and there's an approximately 1:1 ration between the number of condoms I've used and the number of times I've had sex. So I'm fairly confident with that number.

I'll admit to knowing more about sex than is perhaps warranted. But, as they say, knowledge is power.

[stock]

Fascinating.

[eitlobsaboo]

Remember with great power comes great responsibility.. in this case, more or less in the form of a child..

I've had sex approximately 300 times.

Hrmm, for some reason this got me calculating my sex life.. 1 woman, averaged at least twice a week x 52.2 x 3yrs = 313.2 times....

Remember kids Maths and Sex is fun

[Monkeychewtoy]

One time, someone at a party was reading this "If..." book. One of the questions was, "If you had $10 for every time you've masturbated, how much money would you have now?" The girls were all like, "Psh, none." The guys were all like, "Shit... anyone got a calculator? Let's see..." At first we were like, "Woohoo! We're wealthy!" Then we were like, "No, wait, we're lonely."

[Tekkactus]

One time, someone at a party was reading this "If..." book. One of the questions was, "If you had $10 for every time you've masturbated, how much money would you have now?" The girls were all like, "Psh, none." The guys were all like, "Shit... anyone got a calculator? Let's see..." At first we were like, "Woohoo! We're wealthy!" Then we were like, "No, wait, we're lonely."

Your female friends are liars.

[Exploding Pigeons]

One time, someone at a party was reading this "If..." book. One of the questions was, "If you had $10 for every time you've masturbated, how much money would you have now?" The girls were all like, "Psh, none." The guys were all like, "Shit... anyone got a calculator? Let's see..." At first we were like, "Woohoo! We're wealthy!" Then we were like, "No, wait, we're lonely."

Your female friends are liars.

truth, I've never met a girl how doesn't own a "massaging" shower head.

[Monkeychewtoy]

I know a handful of girls that masturbate frequently. And they're honest about it. But I also know a couple of girls that insist that it's dirty, or wrong, or sinful, or (perhaps more honestly,) that it just doesn't feel right. And I know a few who, truthfully, do not own a massaging shower head. But I do think that most girls do masturbate, whether they'll admit it or not. And I think they should. Honestly. If you don't know what makes you hot, how can you set standards for men?

One of my crowning moments was convincing a lady friend of mine, (girlfriend at the time,) to try masturbating. She did so, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thus did I earn the moniker, "Doctor Climax."

But! I take issue with the word "masturbation." To "masturbate" means to "make oneself unclean." A pretty biased word for the process, I think. Alas, "autoerotic manual stimulation" is a mouthful.

[Matador]

You could shorten it. Autoerotic stimulation. Masturbation doesn't necesarily mean "By hand."

[kleptoman]

"Doctor Climax."

You keep giving us inappropriate names to call you.