The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

[Tekkactus]

But! I take issue with the word "masturbation." To "masturbate" means to "make oneself unclean." A pretty biased word for the process, I think. Alas, "autoerotic manual stimulation" is a mouthful.

Whackin' it.
Jackin' it.
Smackin' it.
Chokin' it.

Take your pick. There's no shortage of wanking slang.

[frazzledog]

what about lady terms?

[Matador]

Jillin' it.

There ya go, Bunny.

[Tekkactus]

what about lady terms?

Mix phat beatz on the roast beef turntable.

[Matador]

Suddenly cunninglus seems undesirable.

[eitlobsaboo]

Whack it.
Jack it.
Smack it.
Choke it.

New Daft remix..

[Exploding Pigeons]

what about lady terms?

Mix phat beatz on the roast beef turntable.

HA!

Spoiler: show

Scoring the hoop
Scraping the cheese off the taco
Scratching the patch
Scratching where it itches
Searching for Ms. "G"
Seasoning your fish
Secret vice
Sending Muffin Morse Code
Sexercising
Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
Shaking the dew off the lily
Shebopping
Shining the diamond
Shooting hoops
Shooting the rapids
Shucking the fresh water clam
Shucking the oyster
Slappin' the crack
Slapping slit
Slapping Susie
Slapping the flap
Slapping the mackerel
Slapping the meat curtain
Slapping the skunk guts
Slicing pie
Sliding down the chute
Sliding into home
Slob the knob
Snatching
Soaking in Palmolive
Soaking the whisker biscuit
Softening the peach
Spanking the spot
Spanking your puppy on the nose
Spearing the bearded clam
Spelunking
Spelunking in the hairy caves
Spelunking in the mystery cave
Splashing in the sea
Squeezing the peach
Steaming the oyster
Stiffening my upper lip
Stinky pinky
Stirring it up
Stirring the honey pot
Stirring the pudding
Stirring the sauce
Stirring the soup
Stoking the furnace
Stroking the box
Strumming
Strumming the banjo
Strumming the big open C
Surfing the channel
Surfing the Slippery Sea
Surfing the web
Sweeping the chimney
Swimming in the crimson lake
Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
Swimming in the Red Sea
Takin' it to tuna town
Taking a dip
Taking a dip in the lake
Taking advantage of yourself
Taking the German u-boat into port
Tapping the tuna
Teasing the kitty
Teasing the little man in the canoe
Teasing the tuna
Teasing the tuna taco
Tending your own garden
Testing the plumbing
Testing your waters
The disappearing finger trick
The girly gusher
The magical disappearing finger trick
The ole feel n' squeal
The other monthly visitor
The two-fingered tango
The virgin's release
Tickling the kitty
Tickling the pearl
Tickling the taco
Tickling your fancy
Tiptoe through the TwoLips
Toggling the bit
Tossing the pink salad
Touching your tigeress
Touching your tuna
Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
Tracing the vertical smile
Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
Twiddling your twat
Twinkling the little star
Twirlin' the pearl
Two-finger taco tango
Two-finger typing
Unclogging the drain
Visiting Niagra Falls
Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
Visiting your safety deposit box
Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
Walking Downtown
Washing my hands
Washing your fingers
Waxing the canoe
Waxing the milk duds
Weaving the carpet
Whipping your cream
Whipping your nest
White knuckling
Working in the garden
Working out at the Y
Wrinkling fingers

Personal favorite are in bold

[Kelso]

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[eitlobsaboo]

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To make it forum specific.. Sam your Fuzzy

[frazzledog]

I am totally sending muffin Morse code right now guys.

that's definitely my fav

[Joopac_Badur]

So sharing one of those little bullet-vibrators while having sex is pretty awesome.

[eitlobsaboo]

So sharing one of those little bullet-vibrators while having sex is pretty awesome.

[Joopac_Badur]

It rests on her clit and therefore, when in missionary position, presses into my groin which creates a pleasant vibration for me as well.

[MrSquishyDBC]

Yeah, so I'm reviving this. Ka-blam! I think it's my first post in here, too...

Last night was a super unexpected crazy night, but I'm sure in the grand scheme of things, crazier things will happen before long.

I was out on the wiffle-ball field with a couple of people at 3am, and there was this girl there. Attractive, though not quite my type (nose ring, short hair, though not punky or grungy), though she had a super bubbly and attractive personality. Guys hit on her all the time, from the sounds of it. We start talking and notice we have a lot of similarities, and I kept thinking I saw her eyes lingering every now and again. We eventually all decided to make a big cuddle-puddle in the middle of the field, and I noticed this girl stroking my arm gently with her fingers as we lied there, so I returned the favor. It started escalating, though it didn't go farther than holding hands and running our fingers across each other's palms (there were hundreds of windows looking out onto the field).

We eventually moved into the basement of one of the dorms, and the girl and I were hugging and cuddling as we walked. We cuddle in the basement some more, and there's definitely a lot of sexy eye contact going on. Another dude who was with us picked up on it and started cockblocking me, and it might have worked on lesser souls but we saw through it. The REAL cockblock came when another girl started kissing the girl I was with, right on the mouth. It wasn't totally out of the blue; all the girls had been acting cute and kissing each others hands and heads while we were on the quad. But the flirtiness escalated, and eventually led to full on, passionate making out. At that point, my arm was trapped under her head, so I wasn't going anywhere. I finally pulled free and the other two guys and I left the room. We could hear them, though, panting and taking off belts and such. Cockblock boy then ran in and cockblocked them, though they had already gotten to second base.

The rest of the night was spent by the first girl cuddling with both me and the other girl, cockblock boy sitting on the sofa acting passive aggressive, and the last guy just watching TV.

I ended up hanging out with that girl today, and it seems like that was just a one night thing, but she might end up being a pretty good friend. We have a lot in common and enjoy spending time together. She's a bit too promiscuous for my tastes anyway, and I didn't even expect anything like this to happen this early, if at all. If someone had told me that within five days, I'd be trapped under two girls getting it on, I would never have believed it.

[eitlobsaboo]

Uhh this is like an episode of Undeclared..

Did they push you away at all? Because that might not have been a cock block...