This is a Cool Site 2: You guys strike back.

[Knight]

so a fireman walks into a mattress store

[Ben]

http://www.snacksandshit.com/

A guy analyzing rap lyrics

"Shake your little diggy dong dong dong de dong dong dong diggy dong dong dong."
Jim Jones, Dancing On Me

This is an example of a man who has lost his mind in the middle of a sentence.

Filed under: Lost his mind

"Spit lobster and shrimp, you could tell by the hat."

- Beanie Sigel, Watch Your Bitches

Oh really? Nope. In fact the only way we could tell if you "spit lobster and shrimp" (which is not something anyway) by your hat, would be if on your hat it read the words "I spit lobster and shrimp". Then at least we could be like, "Hmmm I don't know what spitting lobster and shrimp would even be... but I guess that guy with the hat is someone who does it."

But umm your hat obviously doesn't say that beanie, because that would be fucking retarded. So... ya know... see ya.

Filed under: Worst way to tell if someone spits lobster and shrimp even though that actually means nothing in the first place/weirdest bragging ever

[stock]

Know what'd be funnier? Analyzing Radiohead lyrics.

[pie]

You know what would be funnier? If that was funny. The only one I liked was the "I'm Retarded" one.

[stock]

Oh I actually read them...

eesh.

[Joopac_Badur]

His commentary was hit and miss, but the selection of rap lyrics had me laughing quite a bit.

[Agrajag]

http://catalogliving.net

[Matador]

[Bronze]

I'd play that trap card.

Wait, what children's card game is that?

[stock]

Collectables party?

[MrSquishyDBC]

I think that's Magic.

[stock]

Can't be.

[eitlobsaboo]

I'd play that trap card.

THIS

[Raven_1959]

[Desov2]

http://erkie.github.com/

This makes every website awesome. TRUST ME.