Fact Copy: Breaking News

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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Ben » Tue May 03, 2011 3:16 am

Oh shit, I only just got that!

They were talking to a SEAL.... fuck...
The racist one.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Tue May 03, 2011 4:58 am

Ben wrote:Oh shit, I only just got that!

They were talking to a SEAL.... fuck...


Hahaha oh jeez.. The seal was the whole joke. It looks like a seal doesn't it? I couldn't fit a whole seal in the frame..
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Ben » Tue May 03, 2011 3:16 pm

no no it totally looks like a seal, I'm just a fucking retard and didn't connect a seal with the singer Seal.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Tue May 03, 2011 3:52 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby stock » Tue May 03, 2011 3:59 pm

...

It's simple as that, it's simple as that, it's simple as that for your stupid ass.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Tue May 03, 2011 4:25 pm

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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby stock » Tue May 03, 2011 5:20 pm

Haha, oh okay. Fantastic.

It's simple as that, it's simple as that, it's simple as that for your stupid ass.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby eitlobsaboo » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:59 am

A tweet I saw today:
"Most animals get funnier when you shave them. Not bears. Bears get even more terrifying"
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FUCK ME BEARS ARE SCARY
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby kleptoman » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:58 pm

I thought they meant you don't want to shave a bear because it would rip your head off. But that's much worse than I thought.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Tekkactus » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:26 pm

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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Kelso » Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:30 pm

I am now tempted to move to the States.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby CoyoteKnight » Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:10 pm

Tekkactus wrote:God bless America.


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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Knight » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:18 am

How petty.
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Re: Fact Copy: Breaking News

Postby Ben » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:49 am

what about BBQ?
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