The Sexuality Thread (NSFW)

[Agrajag]

What the fuck dude. I went to the same school and literally nothing like that ever happened to me or anyone else I know. You and Leet must have some sort of magic aura that attracts this shit.

[Tekkactus]

I think it's mainly because Squishy and Leet are well adjusted, attractive young men and we're creepy nerds.

[Ben]

The REAL cockblock came when another girl started kissing the girl I was with, right on the mouth. It wasn't totally out of the blue; all the girls had been acting cute and kissing each others hands and heads while we were on the quad. But the flirtiness escalated, and eventually led to full on, passionate making out. At that point, my arm was trapped under her head, so I wasn't going anywhere. I finally pulled free and the other two guys and I left the room. We could hear them, though, panting and taking off belts and such.

shoulda stayed and tried to pull a threesome.

[Leetmuffin]

I think it's mainly because Squishy and Leet are well adjusted, attractive young men and we're creepy nerds.

Hahah, you think I'm well adjusted. It's not really about being creepy or anything, girls are just as creepy too. You just... how do I put this...? You have to become the best version of you that you can be. People will want to date that. You just have to like and trust in yourself.


Also Squish and I just have plot luck.

[Ben]

yeah but not porno plot luck.

[Leetmuffin]

Yeah it's more like a romantic comedy sort of luck. Actually I'm in a romcom and Squish is in a sitcom.

Ben is in a metal music video.

[eitlobsaboo]

You just have to like and trust in yourself.

This is true. Confidence will do wonders.

[Ben]

Ben is in a metal music video.

Man I don't know how I have time to post with all the flaming horses and volcanoes around here.

[Desov2]

Yeah, so I'm reviving this. Ka-blam! I think it's my first post in here, too...

Cockblock boy then ran in and cockblocked them, though they had already gotten to second base.

Is It actually cockblocking if its 2 girls going at it though? Unless I totally misread your post.

And on the subject of random shit like this happening at college. There were a lot of girls that were really damn flirty my freshmen year, but I had like zero social interaction with people in high school so I was like, "HOW DO I HANDLE THIS SHIT?"

So yeah. I pretty sure I cockblocked myself. Though, I think I can handle that type of stuff now.

[pie]

I think it's mainly because Squishy and Leet are well adjusted, attractive young men and we're creepy nerds.

Hahah, you think I'm well adjusted. It's not really about being creepy or anything, girls are just as creepy too. You just... how do I put this...? You have to become the best version of you that you can be. People will want to date that. You just have to like and trust in yourself.


Also Squish and I just have plot luck.

Leet you sound like a goddamn anime.

I think I am closer to a Showtime original series than anything.

[eitlobsaboo]

My show never made it past the pilot..

[Matador]

Mine never made it past the pitch.

[Kelso]

Mine would probably end up on the CBC. Possibly CBC Radio 2.

[stock]

I won a daytime Emmy award.

[MrSquishyDBC]

Leet's definitely right about being the best you that you can be. I've been trying to push myself to do the things I usually wouldn't, like going to every floor of my dorm and introducing myself to everyone with an open door, and that's working wonders. People here are super friendly, so there hasn't been a lot of social rejection.

Also, I don't think I would have been kicked out of the room when the girls were kissing, but they were super into it and I was just gonna let them do their thing. Again, I never expected anything like that to happen, especially not so quickly, so I was utterly unprepared. It was easier to just leave.