Dragon Watching Club of Skyrim

[eitlobsaboo]

I don't even bother selling stuff anymore

Yeah once I depleted all the dealers in Whiterun, I gave up. I disenchant what I can and just store the rest.

Joined the companions last night and saw the werewolf in action. It was pretty good. I hope there's quests to find more pieces of that axe.. That was a good dungeon.
Didn't know what Skyforge weapon to choose.. So I just got the dagger. I want a skyforge bow >:(

19 perk points! WOW. I'm like 4 away from Master Archery.

[pie]

Being a vampire is terrible. You get some cool powers, but you can only use them once a day, you can't go outside in light, and people in this world apparently stay up all fucking night, attack you on sight, and then won't die because they're some sort of plot character. That's the worst. Also if you go invisible after people are chasing you, they just keep chasing you. Even though you're invisible. Awesome. Clearly werewolves are favoured in this game.

NOONE EVER SLEEPS IN THIS GAME!!!!!

[Ben]

Werewolves kind of suck too.

Best review of skyrim ever

faviourte part

When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

[eitlobsaboo]

So I became a werewolf.. There's talk of a cure so if I want to bail hopefully I can.. but when I first turned and I went running around, I wake up MILES away from Whiterun.. and werelady gives me a spiel about being a werewolf and the silverhand goons. THEN in the middle of conversation *WOOSH* *PLONK* Dragon lands right there. I'm like FUUUUUUUUUUU and frantically clicking through the dialogue as fast as I can before loading myself up and trying top fight the dragon. I died. A restart results in the same scenario.. this time however I remembered 'hey I'm a mother trucking werewolf' and went wolf crazy up all on the dragon. Wolfy 1 Dragon 0

Also I just got a mysterious letter from a courier. All it says is "WE KNOW" with a big hand print on it. I'm assuming its the Dark Brotherhood, in relation to killing that Grenda the Bitch Woman in that orphanage in Riften.. I noticed the guards in Whiterun mention the murder as I walked pasted them too.. either way its creepy.

I decided to make the trek to Winterhold.. That was a bad idea. Found a few ruins and stuff, even one which has these metal pipes coming out of it.. bet there's a bit of dwarven tech in there.. but then I spotted a snow bear.. POW POW dead with arrows.. then BAM! ambushed by 2 more bears. Needless to say I died. Then I quit because the save point was ages away and couldn't be assed to do that bit again.

[pie]

Yeah that's the Dark Brotherhood. You should sleep for 8 hours.

[eitlobsaboo]

Yeah that's the Dark Brotherhood. You should sleep for 8 hours.

OH GOD. They're gonna get me in my sleep?!

[stock]

Yea but it's K.

[kleptoman]

So after reading the post about how you can be turned into a wearwolf, I have decided to buy Skyrim, it's now downloading off steam. I have a feeling this is going to be fun.

[Kelso]

THEN in the middle of conversation *WOOSH* *PLONK* Dragon lands right there.

Yeah, I'm never sure anymore if a dragon attack is part of mission's script or a just randomly happening in the middle of it. During the Eye of Magnus questline,

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when the archmage died,

did anyone else have a dragon swoop down IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAGE COLLEGE? It kept happening no matter how long I waited in the main building before going out into the courtyard, so I figured it was part of the quest, but it seemed really out of place to have that right in the middle of the magic/political drama going on at the time. Little magic eyeballs attacking the town made sense (in context), but what was the ancient dragon doing there?

[eitlobsaboo]

It has to be a scripted mechanic that recognises that you're advancing in the game, forcing you to fight dragons, regardless of your location, so that you have the souls to unlock the shouts.

Going to Winterhold was great. It unlocked a whole lot of side quests across the top which is great. However one of the guards said I smelt like a wet dog. I felt like turning wolfy then bashing the crap out of him.

[Desov2]

That didn't happen to me Kelso, but dragons have attacked me 2-3 times at the college for sure at other points and it is freaking hilarious because their bodies get blown around by the wind so they are in a different position every time I come back there lol.

[eitlobsaboo]

Oh hey, a dragon at the college.. luckily I was following the mage guy out and he helped zap the frost dragon.

When I thought everything was getting a bit meh, running around doing the misc quests, Winterhold brings shit back up to awesomeness. The whole Eye of Magnus quest arc is pretty fantastic. However I only have spare carrying capacity of about 100 and when I went into that dwarven place with all the dremell and stuff lying around I wept. I CAN'T CARRY ANY OFF IT! I collected what I could off the mechanical guys and put them in chests.. but yeah. I don't know why I'm weighed down.. I think I have one too many potions.. I used to have about 200 spare..

Oh and I found a glass bow. Does more damage than the falmer/ancient nord one I had and weighs less. SCORE. Also found some silver gauntlets of archery. They have one less armour point than my dwarven pair, same archery increase but weigh less than half.
I wish I had points to put into enchantment & blacksmithing, so I can make some suped up strong lightweight armour.

Now I'm off to the labyrinth to say hello to David Bowie.

[eitlobsaboo]

So I didn't find Bowie, nor was it really a labyrinth.. But I did get a kick ass mask.. Now I wish I was a mage so I could wear it all the time.

There's one thing wrong with Skyrim. You can't attack underwater. Makes killing those fish scale things hard..

[stock]

Started Dark Brotherhood questline. Vampire. I know what it feels like to be hated.

[Kelso]

So I didn't find Bowie, nor was it really a labyrinth.. But I did get a kick ass mask.. Now I wish I was a mage so I could wear it all the time.

Did you get the other mask that's in the dome in the courtyard outside the Labyrinthian? It's sort of the control mask for the set, and now that I think about it, pretty much the one ring mask to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.