Can't get off this ride, think I must be dead
New readers can definitely be forgiven for not recognizing Lance, Sam's former co-worker. The Reader's Guide should tell you everything you need to know, although it's no substitute for reading through the entire comic archive and throwing away hours of your life. You can't get the time back!
The new shirts are up in the shop! I'm extremely happy with how they turned out, and I hope you are too. I killed a large portion of my weekend redesigning the t-shirt store from scratch, but it had to be done -- it was just getting too massive to cram onto a single page. Please let me know if anything in the shop is not working properly! Also, the Canadian government has politely informed me that I should be colleting sales taxes for them. This exciting new reality is reflected in a slight increase in shipping charges. I hate raising my prices. Friends, please don't let this discourage you from shopping in my store, because every extra cent is going to Paul Martin.
We return on Wednesday! See you then!