No squares allowed

Thanks to a surprise boxing day sale, I have been unexpectedly conscripted in the intergalactic war against shapes. Isn't it sad? As a child, I learned to love shapes -- the circle, the square, that rascally triangle. But now, my life has become a relentless, merciless campaign to annihilate them in all their neon-bordered forms. Where did I go wrong?

Sam Logan

Shirt short shrift

During the Christmas rush, some of the more popular Sam and Fuzzy tshirts completely sold out in certain sizes and have since been unavailable to order. But as of today, everything is back in stock and ready for you, the consumer. Hooray? Hooray!

Sam Logan

Definitely not

This is why you should always leave first aid training to the experts, and not to webcartoonists.

Welcome to 2008! For those of you just returning to your computers after the chaos of the holidays, be sure you haven't missed Monday's installment of the Last Call storyline, or the "very special" Skull Panda's Christmas Carol epic that ran the week prior. They're better than a kick in the face, I promise!

Sam Logan