Forty feet remain
I'm afraid I've been letting you all down. Two years into this webcomic gig, and I haven't had a single high-profile fight with another webcomic author. I feel I've been depriving you all of an integral part of the webcomic experience. Sure, not every webcartoonist gets into these kind of disputes. But damn it, I'm willing to go the extra mile. I'm willing to throw that gauntlet down for you, the reader. Because I care.
I've decided to pick a fight with good buddy and fellow Dayfree-presser Jeph, of Questionable Content. My reasons are doing so are numerous. For one thing, he has more readers than me. But more importantly, he offends me on a profound and inexcusable level. Also, he is kind of shifty looking, and I hear he has unpleasant body odor. Should I have to take that? HELL NO!
I will never abandon this fight, because I am obviously 100 percent in the right. I will never give up, and I will never give in! No, I will not rest until the evil-doers have been brought to jus... wait, what was I talking about?