Well, Alexa certainly has a different idea about what women want than either Sam or Andrea, doesn't she? But just between you and me: next time someone tries to let you in on "what women really want," tune right out and think about... I don't know, gardening or whatever. There is no one secret, trust me. Everyone is different. If all women were identical robot automotons, there would be an instruction manual. Which of course wouldn't help at all, because no man would read it.
GET IT? I made a joke about men not reading the manual! Wasn't that totally fresh and sensational? Men are all so dumb! HAHAHAHAHA!
It's December 1st, which... as the shop logo says, is the last day of gauranteed x-mas delivery for t-shirt orders. Though in all honesty, as long as you order by Friday your shirts should arrive in time. Unless you live in a Peruvian pit or something. But orders in the USA ship quicker, so all you Americans have an extra week or so to mull over any purchasing decisions.