That's what you do baby, hold it down dare
You don't launch a new shirt like the No One Wants to See That design without expecting a little controversy. But I'm not going beat around the bush. I know many of you are concerned. I know you think there is a "problem" with the content of my design. Well, I am ready to tackle the issue head on. Right here. Right now.
Friends... female African elephants have tusks. Only the female Asian elephant has the gender-unique "tushes" that range in size from tiny to non-existant.
There. I said it. I'm glad we were able to work through this... together.
In other news, screenshots of a tech demo representative of the next Sonic video game have just been released. I have long passed the stage of my life where I automatically assumed, or even hoped, that a new Sonic game would be good. But at least this time I know that it will be pretty.