Hammer my bones in the anvil of daylight
The full extent of Fridge's body-swapping abilities was summed up here, in case you were wondering!
Arch nemesis Jeph has made an interesting observation. Obviously, it's just another attempt to tarnish my reputation with outlandish lies. It's certainly not the sort of behaviour to which I would ever resort. But it is exactly the sort of behaviour that I would expect from a man who regularly sets puppies alight and hurls them at particularly flammable orphans.
If you'd like to see a video of him doing it, I'm pretty sure he sells them on ebay.